The Great Turkey Soup Fiasco

Every Thanksgiving I remember the great turkey soup fiasco. 

The year my boys were two and five, I decided to follow my mother’s example and use the turkey carcass to make soup. What a great idea, right? I simmered the carcass for hours in a huge stainless pot. By then it was pretty late, and since I was too exhausted to do anything more, I put the pot in the extra refrigerator we kept in the basement. And forgot about it. 

Weeks later, realizing the “soup” was now aswirl with deadly organisms, I transferred the pot to the cold garage. And forgot about it again. Until the spring thaw. 

With no clue how to dispose of the lethal brew without slaughtering innocent animals—or people (could water treatment really neutralize what were probably deadly undiscovered toxins?)—I carried the pot outside and stuck it under a tree at the back of our property until I could figure out how to safely make it go away. Out of sight, out of mind. 

Come summer, the pot with its murderous contents was still there. My husband got rid of it, expensive pot and all. I never asked how.  

Here’s the point: Life really is the best place to mine for plots. Just think of all the possible scenarios that might have arisen from my serial procrastination. Think of the lives that were miraculously saved.

What true story from your own life holds the possibility of a killer plot? Have you used your own experiences in a book? I would love to hear!

As you celebrate Thanksgiving 2024 next week, I wish you all good things for the holidays and the coming year. May life hint at devious plots without becoming reality. May near misses spark your creativity. And may you count your blessings in an imperfect but eventful world.

 

 

 

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Author Connie Berry

Connie is the USA Today and Amazon Best-Selling author of the Kate Hamilton Mysteries, set in the UK and featuring an American antiques dealer with a gift for solving crimes. Her debut novel, A Dream of Death, won the IPPY Gold Medal for Mystery and was a finalist for the Agatha Award and the Silver Falchion. The fourth in the series, The Shadow of Memory, was a finalist for the Edgar’s 2023 Lilian Jackson Braun award. Her latest, A Collection of Lies, was published in June 2024.

Besides reading and writing mysteries, Connie loves history, foreign travel, cute animals, and all things British. She lives in Ohio and Wisconsin with her husband and adorable Shih Tzu, Emmie.

 

12 comments

  1. Connie:

    Well, I know that kitchen disasters can cause real-life homicide because if my husband continues to berate me about my Flounder Tetrazzini fiasco of a few decades back, I’ll be putting myself out of his misery 🙂 Have a very happy Thanksgiving!

  2. Right… then there was the time when I was very pregnant and very tired, and we lived in a house that needed its boiler to be refilled with water or whatever those levers on it did. I went into the basement, opened one lever, closed another lever, and never shut the water off. We woke up to several inches of water in the basement, a couple of inches on the first floor, and lots of ruined rugs. My husband COULD have thrown a hissy fit, but he just looked at my giant belly, put me outside onto a lounge chair and wrapped me in a blanket while he methodically removed and trashed every ruined thing.

  3. My mother broke her shoulder when I was in college. I came home to be a dutiful daughter and made the turkey. When people saw it, everyone started laughing. I mean, so hard they couldn’t tell me what was so funny. The turkey was upside down. I still don’t know how I didn’t notice soemthing was wrong. I had never cooked a turkey before but I had seen them every year.
    It hurt my feelings at the time, but now I think it’s funny too.

    1. I always cook it upside down! It’s better that way! All the fat and juices go into the breast and I’d it doesn’t dry out. Then flip it for the last forty minutes or so to get the golden color

  4. I never knew you were supposed to defrost a turkey for days. Oddly enough, we’ve never had Thanksgiving at our house again. 🙂

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